so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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