Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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