Define "chronic" masturbator.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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