I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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