I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
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My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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