ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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