I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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