THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
This is the high leading the old right now
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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