You can't special order awesome
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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