That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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