I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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