A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I believe in your delicious