My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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