doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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