That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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