Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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