ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
