You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
It's rum buckets o'clock
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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