scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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