just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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