you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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