You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
ok first of all what the fuck
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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