What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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