ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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