i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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