I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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