Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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