i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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