I'm lost and stupid without you.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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