Whats the glycemic index on semen?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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