hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
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im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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