Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i think i have herpe
just one?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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