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  (+41): View more from Switzerland

  look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.

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  (+41): look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent. http://tfl.nu/4y57
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  (613): View more from Ontario

  do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?

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  not a thing

  (613): View more from Ontario

  walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom

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  (613): do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom? (1-613): not a thing (613): walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom http://tfl.nu/euwx
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  (816): View more from Missouri

  After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.

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  (816): After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship. http://tfl.nu/v7rc
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  (903): View more from Texas

  I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.

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  (903): I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish. http://tfl.nu/384h
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  (770): View more from Georgia

  Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives

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  (770): Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives http://tfl.nu/9ndz
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  (815): View more from Illinois

  It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..

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  (815): It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar.. http://tfl.nu/fcka
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  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking

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  All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo

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  (920): The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking (920): All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo http://tfl.nu/eenc
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  (860): View more from Connecticut

  Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits

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  (860): Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits http://tfl.nu/8x16
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  (580): View more from Oklahoma

  And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.

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  (580): And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out. http://tfl.nu/h6lx
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  (703): View more from Virginia

  Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow

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  I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five

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  (703): Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow (703): I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five http://tfl.nu/rklf
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  (518): View more from New York

  Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious

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  (518): Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious http://tfl.nu/hriw
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  (517): View more from Michigan

  Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.

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  (517): Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil. http://tfl.nu/v2cg
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  (757): View more from Virginia

  My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's

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  (757): My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's http://tfl.nu/2yaw
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  (505): View more from New Mexico

  So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.

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  (505): So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please. http://tfl.nu/kbhd
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  (818): View more from California

  I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly

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  (818): I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly http://tfl.nu/94xb
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