i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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