omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
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I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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