He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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