found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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