Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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