Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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