hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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