Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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