Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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