i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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