it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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