its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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