Fuck appropriateness.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize
