she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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