let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
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Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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