I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
is it fun? or sober?
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