Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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