If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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