It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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