if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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