in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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