ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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