How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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